dear catie,

i'm sorry i killed your kitten in front of you like that. oh wait, i didn't...that's just how you reacted.

it was just stupid rhetoric that i apologized for. thrice. to which you never acknowledged.

we were friends and i loved you. upsetting you was never on my agenda.

but, alas, now i see the acorn didn't fall from the proverbial tree.

you did look taller on your pedestal for a moment (but the nose bleeds gave it away).

aunt allen