so awesome 🙂 pic.twitter.com/8JbAHMUjEL
— Big Gay Al ? (@allenmcnulty) February 7, 2020
she told me once that she was starting to feel like she had to walk on eggshells around me, never acknowledging my entire life of walking on broken glass around her.
video clip (i do not own copyright) of stephen colbert thanking mitt romney for being the only republican with balls.
at my mid-age, this is my first conspiracy theory (i think). you’re welcome.
also, it's possible mary magdalene was jesus' "beard" (a beard is a term for the woman who hangs out with a gay guy so people think he's straight.) funny how his sexual years just happened to be missing. just sayin'. https://t.co/CnwAX7Of2R
— Big Gay Al ? (@allenmcnulty) February 5, 2020
“the law says cats are ‘property’. they are not. they own us…we don’t own them.” — allen mcnulty
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when i was 18, it was legal to drink. until around 4 months later when they changed the legal drinking age to 19. no “grandfather clause” (where the law wouldn’t apply to those who were 18 before the law changed. they’d never not had a grandfather clause attached until this time.) anyway…i finally turned 19 to find out they were changing to 21, with no grandfather clause again. had to wait til i was 21 to legally hold or drink any alcohol.
but…ha on them! i worked the front door id’ing everyone, so my longtime friend bartenders would sneak me drinks in funny, hidden places for me. i’d get a note on a bar napkin handed to me from a customer (from the bartender) where my long island iced tea was hidden.
i don’t know if the owner ever knew, though. she was a tough broad and was stealth as a motherfucker, so it seems like she would’ve stopped something “technically illegal”, so she wouldn’t get fined. the military police were always in the gay bar, undercover. they were “catchin’ the gays”.
i don’t drink now (not sure if i’d ever start back up or not. the hangovers are what made me stop.) it would take me at least 2 days to recover as i aged. i know it’s foo-foo, but i do love a good pina colada. especially made from soft serve ice cream instead of ice (if you haven’t tried this…do 🙂
“If “Plan A” doesn’t work, the alphabet has 25 more letters – 204 if you’re in Japan.”
— Claire Cook
shouldn't the eggplant emoji turn upside-down when it's done?
— Big Gay Al ? (@allenmcnulty) February 2, 2020
it’s the perfect editing of the music that makes this cat video so funny to me 🙂
people ask me what my story is, so here goes:
it was a dark and stormy night, as well as the best of times and worst of times, in a land far, far, away where i was born a poor, black, sharecropper's son who was waiting for godot.
— Big Gay Al ? (@allenmcnulty) October 27, 2019
i have a friend named “joe waldera”. so you know him, too…here’s a video i took of joe waldera.
it was triple coupon day at one of my grocery stores. the mistake i made was a valuable lesson. don't go at 8pm, because *everything* is gone. i hope there's video of me and the little old lady not letting go of the last gallon of milk. i hit her with her oxygen tank and ran.
— Big Gay Al ? (@allenmcnulty) January 3, 2020
“When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade, without further introduction.”
— Mark Twain
— Big Gay Al ? (@allenmcnulty) January 1, 2020