Do NOT Buy From “Teleflora” Flowers

not only did they ruin my 7-year anniversary by totally screwing up my flower delivery order, but when i contacted them they did NOT care. seriously. could care less. do NOT buy from “Teleflora” flowers.

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my camera died after 7 years: a haiku

goodbye camera of 7 years. here is a haiku in remembrance.

seven years of pics
memories last a lifetime
too bad you didn’t

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Kudos To Office Depot

kudos to office depot. had some problems and asked for an area or district manager. instead got cust. relations call from their corporate office who took care of everything…and then some 🙂 they seemed to really care about my complaint(s). nice change from so many other companies out there!

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Funny Pic

waterwine

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Obama Won My Award?

the “big gay al” award goes to……..

me-obama

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Captain Obvious, Here.

i would have won the lottery last night, if all of my numbers would have matched.

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I Peed Myself A Little

someone sent this to me and it cracked me up. i hope the funny passes on to you, too. 🙂

dear-santa-amazon

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My Haiku

the shock from nowhere
static electricity
my cat hates you, too

— allen mcnulty

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Amazing Black Friday Deals!

Amazing Black Friday Deals!

Amazon.com

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My Favorite Part Of Thanksgiving?

my favorite part of thanksgiving is the next day when i can have turkey sandwiches!

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I’m A Citizen!

juryduty

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Stainless Steel Ice Cubes?

Has anyone ever used these before? If so, please make a comment on this blog post and let me (and everyone else) know about how well it works (or doesn’t work).

stainless steel ice cubes

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Total Fail. My Online Live Chat With Microsoft.

What I generally said to start the chat for the online live chat rep:

“Good Morning. You guys charged my credit card that I never renewed for my Hotmail Plus account. Not sure how you did that, but you did. I’d like that charge refunded, no more charges ever again, and my hotmail account permanently closed. Thanks.”

Then this happened:

microsoft-support-fail-online-chat

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What The Font?

flickeringlights

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Nifty Pic Of Me

a nifty pic of me. the text you see are some of my favorite quotes. can’t remember how it did this…was probably just playing around in photoshop.

me-face-quotes-640x480

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truth.

cornelwest

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Funny Sign Fail

openorshut

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