Ha! (Funny Millennial-Gay Meme)

those crazy kids and their snapchat and youtubes…

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Ha!

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That Time I Called My Cat

(follow me on twitter!) this is my ode to the brilliant movie “airplane” 🙂

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In The Event Of An Emergency….

in the event of an emergency…he’s still going to leave you, janice!

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Ha! (Funny Cat N’ Dog Gif)

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My New Favorite Drawing :)

cutest drawing ever.

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Metric System (I Love Wanda Sykes)

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All I Need Is To Watch A Kitten Eating Yogurt.

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Viagra + Alcohol = This Guy!

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Vampire Kitty!

“hush now. be still. soon you shall be one of us.”

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The Pure Joy Of This Amazing Breakfast Machine :)

maybe i’ll buy one of those trendy “tiny homes” and make more room in it by getting this 🙂

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Tactical Spork?

ran across this here. i guess if shit goes down with your camping buddies, you’re ready?

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Finally. Info On How/Where To Hide The Bodies…

thanks, lowes hardware, for providing me accurate stats on where to hide the bodies.

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How To Piss Off Your Delivery People

motion-detection sprinklers.

when they walk through the yard, instead of the driveway…

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Life Lesson #37

don’t wash an old rug in the washing machine. continue to vacuum it. the non-slip backing broke off into trillions of tiny pieces inside my washer that i can’t get out by hand. gonna’ have to use the vacuum hose extension to get it all out. dammit.

to my benefit…i did wash it on delicate, cold, no tumble dry.

at least now i get to examine the memory foam rug/mats for comfortable standing spots like in front of the kitchen sink beside the dishwasher 🙂

it’s also the spot the cats sit on at times, because the ac/heat vent is right there 🙂

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Finally!!!

an actual product on amazon. click the pic. comment below…

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Want To Feel Old? (Watch This)

i grew up with this phone (and many like it).

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