at my mid-age, this is my first conspiracy theory (i think). you’re welcome.
also, it's possible mary magdalene was jesus' "beard" (a beard is a term for the woman who hangs out with a gay guy so people think he's straight.) funny how his sexual years just happened to be missing. just sayin'. https://t.co/CnwAX7Of2R
— Big Gay Al ? (@allenmcnulty) February 5, 2020