My Automatic Seat Belt Diatribe

that fukn automatic seatbelt coming around you without your permission. no warning. it just hogties ya.

i need a safeword, please.

are these machine overlords still available? what to stop this evil behavior? maybe a voice command, siimple button, off switch, explosive device, or just play it in tic-tac-toe like in that old movie “war games”.

—> btw…i don’t recall ever forgetting to buckle up. maybe when it became a new law way back when i may have taken time to a new system of getting in the car.

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