Here’s One Minute Of Pure Joy

i really liked the dodo’s animal compilation video. ๐Ÿ™‚

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Me At 24yo

would anyone like to buy some insurance from this guy? ๐Ÿ™‚

allen mcnulty

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My “Joke”

i think about sex every 3.14 minutes everyday. i’m pisexual.

(thank you! thank you, ladies and gentlemen! i’ll be here all night. please tip your servers.)

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Some (Closet) Geek Stuff About Me Most Do Not Know

i promise you will not find this interesting. maybe if you’re another geek ๐Ÿ™‚

1. i taught myself a web programming language called “html” in 1995 a few months after touching my first computer and figuring out windows 3.1

2. in 1997, i obtained my first domain name (it was bought before google bought google.com ๐Ÿ™‚ to have “e-commerce” going in my first online business. all mail order until the banks learned what the “internet” actually was. lol

3. later self-taught myself cgi/perl and then somewhat proficient in php/mysql.

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I Played “Santa” In Our 1st Grade Play

1st or 2nd grade. can’t remember.

i had no lines but to sometimes just go “ho ho ho!” when the teacher pointed at me. during one song they cast were singing, i stood in front of them (while they were singing to the audience), put my hands on my hips, and started going “ho ho ho!” over and over again until the teacher guided me backstage.

i was an f’n hit! officially, i killed during my first performance (filmed in front of a live studio audience).

unfortunately, i ruined it for the next day of performances because i got sick and couldn’t go to school the next day. again, sorry to my fans.

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Best Cat Pic Of The Year Contender?

(click here for 2019’s winner.)

this could be this year’s winner front-runner.

funny cat pic

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Best. Grandma. Ever.

cursing grandma gives gas money to grandson.

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Funny Cat Food Video :)

funny cat food video.

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This “Grief Quote” Though…

“Human, dog, cat, hamster, goldfish…a loss is a loss to someone. Donโ€™t minimize peopleโ€™s emotional attachment to something because you donโ€™t hold it at the same value as they do.

Have some fucking respect for peopleโ€™s heartache.”

— “Sin & Tonic” @crownsandthings

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Father & Daughter Funny Video

so cute!

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Mothers And Sons

she told me once that she was starting to feel like she had to walk on eggshells around me, never acknowledging my entire life of walking on broken glass around her.

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Colbert Seriously Thanks Mitt Romney

video clip (i do not own copyright) of stephen colbert thanking mitt romney for being the only republican with balls.

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Was Mary Magdalene Jesus’ Beard?

at my mid-age, this is my first conspiracy theory (i think). you’re welcome.

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Cats Are Not Property

“the law says cats are ‘property’. they are not. they own us…we don’t own them.” — allen mcnulty

(shameless plug: if you like this, take a look at how groovy it is on tshirts, coffee mugs, etc. here ๐Ÿ™‚

cat coffee mug you can buy at store

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That Time When Liquor Laws Attempted To Destroy My World

when i was 18, it was legal to drink. until around 4 months later when they changed the legal drinking age to 19. no “grandfather clause” (where the law wouldn’t apply to those who were 18 before the law changed. they’d never not had a grandfather clause attached until this time.) anyway…i finally turned 19 to find out they were changing to 21, with no grandfather clause again. had to wait til i was 21 to legally hold or drink any alcohol.

but…ha on them! i worked the front door id’ing everyone, so my longtime friend bartenders would sneak me drinks in funny, hidden places for me. i’d get a note on a bar napkin handed to me from a customer (from the bartender) where my long island iced tea was hidden.

i don’t know if the owner ever knew, though. she was a tough broad and was stealth as a motherfucker, so it seems like she would’ve stopped something “technically illegal”, so she wouldn’t get fined. the military police were always in the gay bar, undercover. they were “catchin’ the gays”.

i don’t drink now (not sure if i’d ever start back up or not. the hangovers are what made me stop.) it would take me at least 2 days to recover as i aged. i know it’s foo-foo, but i do love a good pina colada. especially made from soft serve ice cream instead of ice (if you haven’t tried this…do ๐Ÿ™‚

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Good Quote

โ€œIf “Plan A” doesn’t work, the alphabet has 25 more letters – 204 if you’re in Japan.โ€
Claire Cook

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A Moment With Butter, My 18.5 Year Old Kitty

butter turns 19 on june 23rd. this is him a few minutes ago ๐Ÿ™‚

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