She has an MBA and sort of likes cats.
"Tattoo of Leviticus 18:22, which forbids homosexuality: $200.
The fact that Leviticus 19:28 forbids tattoos: Priceless."
(found this here.)
How do they expect to keep my business like this?!?
A flask with a hidden cigarette compartment. Even better, they have it in their “Health & Personal Care” section. Even better, read the “Product Description”. I lol’d a little.