since i quit smoking weed a coupla’ years ago, i don’t notice it being 4:20 as much as i used to.
i do, however, notice when it’s 3:14 since i do a lot of math.
therapist: allen, why do you think you use humor as a defense mechanism?
me: because punching people in the throat will probably land me in jail.
kids these days…just don’t know how we’d avoid calling someone with too many zero’s in their phone number or how common it was to change the tv channel with the pliers.
comment below if you remember….
my cats, thomas o’malley and butter. butter just wanted to go to sleep in the sun, but…