Body Electric

men continue to have power and use it to tell women what they can do with their bodies.

that’s effed up.

i mean, women in power don’t make laws about my junk.

don’t tell me what i can/can’t do with my penis.

(looking at you lady at gas station who told me to go fuck myself.)

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You Know What They Say About Cliffhangers….

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Hostile Takeover

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Star Trek Humor

was bored and thought of star trek. this is what i came up with?

u.s.s. enterprise (upon 40th attack by the borg) – “prepare to engage the borg!”

borg: “ok, ok….this time we’re serious. resistance is futile. no, seriously…we got it figured out now…”

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Mailbox Fail

are those a bunch of holes in a “secure & weatherproof” mailbox? (click it to see on amazon 🙂

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Porn Humor

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Time

since i quit smoking weed a coupla’ years ago, i don’t notice it being 4:20 as much as i used to.

i do, however, notice when it’s 3:14 since i do a lot of math.

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Conversation

therapist: allen, why do you think you use humor as a defense mechanism?

me: because punching people in the throat will probably land me in jail.

therapist:

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Kids These Days…

kids these days…just don’t know how we’d avoid calling someone with too many zero’s in their phone number or how common it was to change the tv channel with the pliers.

comment below if you remember….

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Hey Cat! You Awake?

my cats, thomas o’malley and butter. butter just wanted to go to sleep in the sun, but…

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The “Are You Human?” I Got Today…

entered a sweepstakes and it did a “type what’s in the box” thing to check if i was human or bot. best one ever 🙂

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Funny Observation

this pic cracks me up.

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These things aren’t even hard anymore…

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Funny Irony

funny and ironic sign mishap.

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If Robots Start Attacking…

just hold up one of those captcha things at it.

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Retro Funny

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Fat Cat Funny Story

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You Decide…

out of stock….or is it???

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Political Photoshop Humor

the truth is out there.

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“Cat” Walk Video. I Love This Cat!

omg. this is the best cat video i’ve seen in a long time 🙂

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Ahahahahahah #catwalk #real #vakkoesmod #catmoss

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Butter The Cat Goes Derp :)

feeding butter the cat some grass and caught this funny expression 🙂

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A Vision At Walmart

running around in walmart and ran across this gem!

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Ha! Funny Sign.

funny…

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Funny Text (Pic)

i stopped drinking many moons ago, but thought this was funny 🙂

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Judas’ Greatest Crime Was…

i think judas’ greatest crime was his lack of respect for personal space.

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