men continue to have power and use it to tell women what they can do with their bodies.
that’s effed up.
i mean, women in power don’t make laws about my junk.
don’t tell me what i can/can’t do with my penis.
(looking at you lady at gas station who told me to go fuck myself.)
was bored and thought of star trek. this is what i came up with?
u.s.s. enterprise (upon 40th attack by the borg) – “prepare to engage the borg!”
borg: “ok, ok….this time we’re serious. resistance is futile. no, seriously…we got it figured out now…”
are those a bunch of holes in a “secure & weatherproof” mailbox? (click it to see on amazon 🙂
since i quit smoking weed a coupla’ years ago, i don’t notice it being 4:20 as much as i used to.
i do, however, notice when it’s 3:14 since i do a lot of math.
therapist: allen, why do you think you use humor as a defense mechanism?
me: because punching people in the throat will probably land me in jail.
kids these days…just don’t know how we’d avoid calling someone with too many zero’s in their phone number or how common it was to change the tv channel with the pliers.
comment below if you remember….
my cats, thomas o’malley and butter. butter just wanted to go to sleep in the sun, but…
entered a sweepstakes and it did a “type what’s in the box” thing to check if i was human or bot. best one ever 🙂
funny and ironic sign mishap.
just hold up one of those captcha things at it.
out of stock….or is it???
omg. this is the best cat video i’ve seen in a long time 🙂
feeding butter the cat some grass and caught this funny expression 🙂
running around in walmart and ran across this gem!
i stopped drinking many moons ago, but thought this was funny 🙂
i think judas’ greatest crime was his lack of respect for personal space.