Leaving Amazon.com For A Year

fed up. have spent countless hours over the past year clearing up their mistakes and negligence. today their tyranny ends. i cancelled, and will be returning, all orders i’m able to. i sent the below email to jeff bezos. yes, i know he won’t give two turds about me or my letter, but the day he crashes and burns i can say “i told you so.” πŸ™‚

also…ordered from walmart instead tonight. everything i ordered was free shipping. why am i paying for a prime membership again?

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These things aren’t even hard anymore…

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I Absolutely LOVE Her Rendition of Prince’s “Purple Rain” (And You Will, Too :)

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love hurts.

tommy the cat kneads me πŸ™‚

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George H.W. Bush Murdered My Friends…

on world’s aids day, today, i say fuk bush.

“They say to only speak good of the dead. He’s dead? Good.”

walk a mile in my shoes for a second: do you know what it’s like to walk into your local bar and 43% aren’t there? and not because they were at a concert, but because they were all sick, dying, or dead? 43% of my close friends and acquaintances gone forever. most didn’t even get an obituary because the family was so embarrassed. this is not hyperbole, btw.

that pos was responsible for killing millions of lgbtq (and straight) people. about 43% killed, due to him and his minions (basically) saying that we “deserved it” and would not fund research or even publicly say the words hiv or aids. it was a “gay disease”. instead he’d turn over the “issue” to religious people and we’d have to hear 24/7 about god and god’s punishment..blah, blah, blah. that was his decree of cowardice.

so, yes…fuk bush. i don’t mourn his death, i celebrate it.

(feel free to leave a comment whether you agree/understand or not)

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On The Anniversary of Rosa Parks Refusing To Give Up Bus Seat To White Man…

β€œThere is just so much hurt, disappointment, and oppression one can take… The line between reason and madness grows thinner.” — Rosa Parks

my hero.

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Hire Me!

Below is a brief list of the mad skills and experience I’ve obtained:

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* 2 Years As Editor-In-Chief For A Monthly Newspaper

* 7 Years of Management Experience in Retail

* CEO/Owner of Successful Company For Over 20 Years

* Advertising Executive For 3 Years

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* Expert With Grammar, Copy Editing, Proof Reading, & Digital Multi-Media

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* Sense of Humor, While Maintaining Professionalism.

* I can implement your project myself, manage a project, and/or help you as a consultant.

* Please Note: When I say “Expert”, that’s not hyperbole. Also, I have zero interest in any type of telemarketing or sales. I am very happy, however, to help you gain sales with the above mentioned skill set. When hired, I promise not to bill you for breaks I take to watch cat videos πŸ™‚

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Funny Irony

funny and ironic sign mishap.

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If Robots Start Attacking…

just hold up one of those captcha things at it.

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Best Cat Video Ending Ever (To Me, Of Course :)

one of my cats, butter, shows his appreciation πŸ™‚ (he’s 17 years old now!)

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Shame On You, Listerine.

lies and deception? “fresh mint taste” my ass…and don’t let the color fool you, either. this stuff sets my mouth on fuk’n fire every time. i thought i’d get used to it, but it almost makes me cry still after 2 weeks later. scrapping for something else. what a waste. i should send it to corporate…all used and shit…there should be a warning label on this one.

i think fire-eaters, during their training, have to practice with this stuff before moving on to actual fire. πŸ™‚

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My Rescue Cat

almost blind and dead, thomas o’malley was rescued by the local shelter after receiving a call from a neighbor who heard a faint meow in the storm drain. they estimated he was stuck there for a few weeks. they washed him off, warmed him up, and gave him basic medical attention. luckily, the weekly photographer for the shelter was there that day and put him up on the website for adoption immediately. luckily (again) i happened to visit the site just to look. when i saw him, i knew had to have him.

now…every, single, morning he’s outside my bedroom door waiting for me to get up. he greets me every day with loud purring, body rubs, and head butts to my ankles πŸ™‚

many thanks to the forsyth county, nc animal shelter for saving him…and saving me, too.

(he’s half bengal and half orange tabby, btw.)

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Grooviest Suits I’ve Ever Seen

wacky, wild, ugly, christmas, and/or, groovy suits for men, boys, and women. if i had the money, i’d buy the flamingo one πŸ™‚ (found at opposuits.com)

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For Veteran’s Day

today seems like a good day to tell this bit of self-trivia…

i was almost a veteran πŸ™‚

with no direction in life, i (almost) joined the air force at 18. i was recruited to be a fighter jet pilot (weird, huh?), based on my scores, etc. so…i jumped through the hoops, went to the base for my physical (where they asked me if i was a ‘practicing homosexual’ or had ever participated in any homosexual activities…to which i said no).

the physical started at 6am and ended the next day. after which, i was called into an office where the dude told me there was a white bump on my tongue (had been there for years) and that i had to go to a civilian dr. to get it checked out and report back to him with the results.

when i got home, my mother said we wouldn’t have the money for a week or so….so that gave me time to think about things. i got a part-time job offer in a big & tall store and decided the military wasn’t for me. i never did go to the dr. to check out the bump, which mysteriously disappeared about a month later.

the recruiter was fukin pissed at me. called all day and night, every day and night, until my mom cursed him out and said “it ain’t happening” and called him some racist stuff. he stopped calling.

i moved up to full-time, then asst. manager, then (only a year later) was promoted to store manager. i was the youngest store manager in the chain’s history πŸ™‚

thank you to all the veterans out there for your service. especially the ones who didn’t have a white bump on their tongue. or bone spurs.

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Sleeping (Weird) Kitty

butter, the cat, sleeping. lights out, man! (i had to wake him up so he wouldn’t have a sore neck πŸ™‚

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Amazing Company For “Cash Back” Shopping!

i’ve used ebates.com for about a decade (or longer?) now. you just have to remember to go to the site first, before shopping, so they can set a temporary cookie to give you cash back on your purchase with (or install their browser add-on, so you never miss a cash-back opportunity πŸ™‚ all of this at zero cost to you…no memberships, fees, etc.

they pay quarterly and the money back really adds up! their amazon purchase link is a bit weird, because amazon only allows cash back on certain categories that seem to change every other day or so. you can choose how to be paid…i think check mailed to you or paypal are the options, if memory serves me right.

they always have amazing deals and coupons, too.

PLUS…you get $10 bucks as a welcome purchase bonus for newbies!

click this ebates graphic/button and sign up for free today!


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Retro Funny

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Fat Cat Funny Story

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You Decide…

out of stock….or is it???

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404 Error – Cat Not Found

cat error -404- not found from r/funny

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Political Photoshop Humor

the truth is out there.

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Amazing Talent

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“Cat” Walk Video. I Love This Cat!

omg. this is the best cat video i’ve seen in a long time πŸ™‚

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Ahahahahahah #catwalk #real #vakkoesmod #catmoss

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Butter The Cat Goes Derp :)

feeding butter the cat some grass and caught this funny expression πŸ™‚

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Funeral Procession Respect

not sure if this is an everywhere thing or not, but in the south we pull over and stop for all funeral processions. is this done everywhere? could google it, but am too lazy so click the comment link and let me know πŸ™‚

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